My hobbies include woodwork, joinery, carpentry and collecting rare and interesting chisels. I also have a ponchont for .....

We interupt this Biog, to bring a heartfelt and sincere apology to Mr. Foddle. It would appear that somehow, some utter barstard has hijacked the site and written some disturbing untruths. As website admin I must apologise wholeheartedly for the distress and upset this has caused Mr Fodsworth and stress that all of it was bollocks made up by my good self in the name of humour. I have since chewed my arm off and am off to boil one of my testicles.